Sardarji Jokes

A merry heart does good, like medicine. – said King Solomon the Wise in Proverbs 17:22

Just thought of blogging some of the Sardarji jokes that i got forwarded via mail. Read and laugh for yourself.

Samjosh…

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”


Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??… how much is DRIVING salary…?


Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!


2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…


Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….


Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion……….. “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”


A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”


2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….


A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….


A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.


Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….


Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE
SARDARS…….


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